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Chunkylover76
  • Town/Country : Nova Scotia, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 1450
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Chunkylover76 : I'm a sarcastic person, with a great sense of humour! Love sports, music and movies!

Favorite quote: Beauty is only skin deep...but stupid goes straight to the bone!

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Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

#13974897
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31451) - you deserved it (20686)

On 11/25/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

#13968258
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I agree, your life sucks (24786) - you deserved it (5980)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29073) - you deserved it (9993)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)



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