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About Chunkylover76 : I'm a sarcastic person, with a great sense of humour! Love sports, music and movies!
Favorite quote: Beauty is only skin deep...but stupid goes straight to the bone!
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Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Monday 1 September 2014