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Christian_BMTH15

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 287
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Christian_BMTH15 : im 15 i love music, snowboarding and playing xbox. my gamertag is UnDyingJuctice9 if u wanna play some black ops add me XD

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:23pm

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Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48369) - you deserved it (7854)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27015) - you deserved it (8784)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

#15262528
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36030) - you deserved it (8569)

On 03/10/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by Jim - United States

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

#15260624
69 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 8:17am - misc - by hackling fellow -

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see who's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

#15260051
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37279) - you deserved it (3254)

On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML

#15259296
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24220) - you deserved it (4413)

On 03/10/2011 at 2:53am - misc - by jules - United States

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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