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ChloroformPanda

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5350
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ChloroformPanda : They say that we're dreaming too big.
I say that this town is too small.

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ChloroformPanda's favorite FMLs

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

#7981374
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28685) - you deserved it (2366)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML

#7895812
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32655) - you deserved it (3899)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML

#7821444
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19121) - you deserved it (5018)

On 02/02/2010 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML

#7736774
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32099) - you deserved it (12336)

On 01/31/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42131) - you deserved it (11915)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML

#7523992
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25115) - you deserved it (7256)

On 01/23/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML

#7492497
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9079) - you deserved it (28851)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML

#7492319
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18549) - you deserved it (2804)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:17am - love - by housebroken (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML

#7333121
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28212) - you deserved it (3411)

On 01/14/2010 at 1:45am - love - by handlin (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

#7330766
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21476) - you deserved it (3875)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

#7103723
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19684) - you deserved it (3173)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

#7096414
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5984) - you deserved it (31537)

On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML

#6998674
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21339) - you deserved it (3964)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:50pm - love - by creeped (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

#6927698
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6311) - you deserved it (70700)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

#6890097
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17228) - you deserved it (4528)

On 12/22/2009 at 8:09pm - intimacy - by shallowvomit1013 (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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