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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8143
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ChloroformPanda : They say that we're dreaming too big.
I say that this town is too small.

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Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc!! After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better!! ( For example, mah daughter looks at her vrginia in front of a mrror to check it out!! ) I’m her daughter!! FML

#14614725
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59352) - you deserved it (6128) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Taday I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

#14613102
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29946) - you deserved it (3427) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heret-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (5728) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she startd hallucinating, pulld down her pants and trid to pee on our couch. FML

#14282049
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28949) - you deserved it (6177)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

Today, a woman cummed to mah counter an ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust an yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45083) - you deserved it (3631)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on wat I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was ( I farted ). Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30266) - you deserved it (8152)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, mah toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later,hile at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?"hile pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40596) - you deserved it (9588)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today it was mah birthday. My parent got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes I don't play cards and I don't smoke. FML

#14050181
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40393) - you deserved it (3045)

On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39996) - you deserved it (4969)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML

#13949092
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41322) - you deserved it (5439)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking off my underwear to cange into fres clotes. Pulling tem down, I realize tere's a big fat spider in tem. Not only did I ave a spider cilling wit my genitals teole day, but I'm deatly afraid of tem. FML

#13930948
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35672) - you deserved it (4778)

On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany

yesterday I was calld 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that mah Mom is trying to set me up with. He has calld me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalkd in mah own dorm. fat FML

#13776562
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23454) - you deserved it (2401)

On 11/09/2010 at 11:00am - misc - by snitcheyes (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my cat lerened how to flush the toilethile I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. big fat FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (5299)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Yesterday Mah Family Went To A Football Game. It Was A Little Cold, But Then It Started To Rain. I Wasn't Dressed 4 Rain An I'd Left Mah Umbrella In The Car. My Dad Wouldn't Let Us Leave Our Seats 4 Thehole Game. FML

#13754254
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19998) - you deserved it (4785)

On 11/07/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by kaitlintaylor (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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