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ChloroformPanda
  • Town/Country : Sevierville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 June 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3190
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ChloroformPanda : They say that we're dreaming too big.
I say that this town is too small.

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Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
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I agree, your life sucks (28852) - you deserved it (16195)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
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I agree, your life sucks (28793) - you deserved it (1519)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat while at the dinner table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22037) - you deserved it (2866)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)



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