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ChloroformPanda
  • Town/Country : Sevierville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4543
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ChloroformPanda : They say that we're dreaming too big.
I say that this town is too small.

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Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

#70585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48160) - you deserved it (10923)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by authentic (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

#45051
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22918) - you deserved it (7384)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML

#25578
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8514) - you deserved it (30311)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:24pm - misc - by red button - United States (New York)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10340) - you deserved it (51552)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

#5739
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20029) - you deserved it (9164)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by houdini - United States (California)

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

#5060
28 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

#3770
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22366) - you deserved it (5424)

On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18650) - you deserved it (5368)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9577) - you deserved it (23675)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21169) - you deserved it (5041)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26537) - you deserved it (2382)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

#803
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21521) - you deserved it (3188)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32018) - you deserved it (19655)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
27 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

#65
33 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)



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