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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

#10627
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62308) - you deserved it (2632)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37207) - you deserved it (2120)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

#1220
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18544) - you deserved it (3898)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22447) - you deserved it (2972)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24798) - you deserved it (2145)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31745) - you deserved it (1925)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

#389
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32096) - you deserved it (2269)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)



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