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ChivasFan
  • Town/Country : San Jose, United States
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 December 1990 (22 years)
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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (223051) - you deserved it (37844)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

#10627
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54372) - you deserved it (1988)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
37 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

#1220
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On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16241) - you deserved it (1965)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
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On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25276) - you deserved it (1313)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

#389
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On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)



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