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ChipperKitten
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1984 (30 years)
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Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51699) - you deserved it (6482)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, my relatives won't acknowledge my existence unless I'm posting a picture of my cat. They only talk about the cat. FML

#20946616
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32781) - you deserved it (2912)

On 11/05/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Steiner (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

#20943997
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45817) - you deserved it (8261)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40609) - you deserved it (9142)

On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

#20909928
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48395) - you deserved it (3400)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm - love - by UHM (man) - United States

Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML

#20907982
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19744) - you deserved it (45022)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said, "I have such a hard on". He did. FML

#20905869
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40177) - you deserved it (3556)

On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

Today, I got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

#20905615
99 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 2:23am - money - by joecool3426 (man) - United States

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

#20903065
95 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML

#20902262
80 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by hairy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

#20877295
101 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
150 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
162 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

#20869663
51 comments

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On 09/05/2013 at 11:27pm - misc - by Thesuz - Canada (Alberta)



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