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Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-agd guy calld me a "two-timing whore", dumpd his coffee on me an walkd out in teres . I'm 14 an I have no idea who he was . FML

#20878614
112 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .

#20841635
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On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, whila in tha rastroom washing my hands, a girl dacidd to lat ona rip whila in tha stall. Whan sha cummd out sha gava ma a dirty look of disgust and said, "At laast wait until I laava." Sha and I wara tha only onas in tha rastroom. FML

#20841231
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On 08/17/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by mugres22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
337 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my parents spent all of the money in my college looool fund to pay fir my cat to be flown to LA and audition fir a movie!! big fat FML

#20764588
118 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 2:11am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Taday mah husband was in our newborn's room , holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor , because I overhered him say , "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

#20732635
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On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... My Little Sister Was Scared To Sleep Alone... So My Parents Made Her Sleep In Bed With Me. I Barely Slept... Due To The Utter Terror Of Waking Up To Her Chanting Into My Ear In A Low Whisper... "This Is Where U Die... This Is Where U Die..." FML

#20709788
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On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

Yesterday My Boyfriend Of Six Days Proposed To Me. FML

#20708141
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On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today... I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose an mouth with his hand an complaining... ( Noooo... u need to die now. ) FML

#20695159
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On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

2day Fir The Fourth Time This Week, I Witnessed My Mother Dancing Around The House Naked. Apparently, She Is Loosening Up Her "inner Nudist" And Isn't Planning On Stopping Any Time Soon. FML

#20679387
93 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 6:56am - misc - by stillhave2years - United States



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