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ChenEighty
  • Town/Country : Bristol, CT, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 795
  • Number of comments : 228
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ChenEighty : Hey there! As you can tell by my name and profile picture, I'm a Touhou head and a weeaboo, and as you might be able to tell from my comments, I'm a grammar nazi with a stupid side. I also use tons of sarcasm, so if you don't get it, I've probably already lost respect for you. I'm addicted to cute, like anime boys and girls, cats, and whatever is in between. If I could be anyone, I'd be the cutest catboy ever, in search of other cute catboys. But who's to say that's not me now? After all, this is the Internet we're talking about. Anything can happen!
I'm a Let's Player on YouTube, and I've been a gamer my entire life, and recently got into gmod, accruing over 1,000 hours in it over the past eight months. Also addicted to old school games from NES onward, especially the Mega Man and Punch Out series.
You wanna PM me? Make it relevant to something.
I already have a boyfriend, so no weirdo girls trying to find relationships on FML.
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ChenEighty's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML

#21096559
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32695) - you deserved it (5380)

On 03/25/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by student101 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML

#21094928
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39264) - you deserved it (4757)

On 03/24/2014 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became a cat and how I would make my way to my crush's house to be their cat. FML

Today, I ran into my favorite teacher from high school, the one that really inspired me to become one myself. I told her that I'm in my last year of college preparing to become a teacher, to which she replied, "Wow, they really are letting anyone have a crack at being a teacher these days." FML

#21067542
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40809) - you deserved it (4039)

On 02/21/2014 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML

#20981275
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35326) - you deserved it (4241)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:25am - misc - by Amy - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

#20976567
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39779) - you deserved it (3437)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML

#20968871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41718) - you deserved it (3143)

On 11/24/2013 at 11:01am - love - by fries - United States (New York)

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

#20960004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43211) - you deserved it (2602)

On 11/16/2013 at 4:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML

#20950805
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44824) - you deserved it (3426)

On 11/08/2013 at 9:54pm - misc - by zoe777 (woman) - United States

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML

#20912116
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35493) - you deserved it (2608)

On 10/08/2013 at 3:09am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

#20888878
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17349) - you deserved it (40480)

On 09/20/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by BabeRuth (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

#20752113
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54620) - you deserved it (3671)

On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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