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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1475
  • Number of comments : 251
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About ChenEighty : Hey there! As you can tell by my name and profile picture, I'm a Touhou head and a weeaboo. I'm also a cute loving otaku. I'd much rather read the manga than watch the anime. As you might be able to tell from my comments, I'm a grammar nazi with a stupid side. I also use tons of sarcasm, so if you don't get it, I've probably already lost respect for you. I'm addicted to cute, like anime boys and girls, cats, and whatever is in between.
If I could be anyone, I'd be the cutest catboy ever, in search of other cute catboys. But who's to say that's not me now? After all, this is the Internet we're talking about. Anything can happen!
I'm a Let's Player on YouTube, and I've been a gamer my entire life. I'm especially addicted to old school games from NES onward, especially the Mega Man and Punch Out series. I Bhop under the name Chen Yukira, or Syncer.
No weird girls trying to find relationships on FML.
Steam: csam4
kik: ChennyYukira
Don't be shy, I'm a friendly catboy :3

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ChenEighty's favorite FMLs

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML

#21256772
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39169) - you deserved it (2561)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:05am - work - by Diachronic (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

#21255951
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35406) - you deserved it (2827)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40066) - you deserved it (4516)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had a job interview where I was interrupted for using the word creative because there is "only one creator". FML

#21189976
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41034) - you deserved it (4173)

On 06/27/2014 at 2:11am - work - by IAMALITAHA (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46402) - you deserved it (6407)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after getting home from finals and finishing the semester, I had a very heartfelt reunion with my dog during which he licked me all over the face. About an hour later, my dad told me, "By the way, don't let him lick you, he has hookworms." FML

#21126684
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41435) - you deserved it (4426)

On 04/29/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML

#21096559
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34079) - you deserved it (5862)

On 03/25/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by student101 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML

#21094928
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41826) - you deserved it (5346)

On 03/24/2014 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became a cat and how I would make my way to my crush's house to be their cat. FML

Today, I ran into my favorite teacher from high school, the one that really inspired me to become one myself. I told her that I'm in my last year of college preparing to become a teacher, to which she replied, "Wow, they really are letting anyone have a crack at being a teacher these days." FML

#21067542
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42428) - you deserved it (4450)

On 02/21/2014 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML

#20981275
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37344) - you deserved it (4721)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:25am - misc - by Amy - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

#20976567
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41991) - you deserved it (3925)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML

#20968871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44899) - you deserved it (3496)

On 11/24/2013 at 11:01am - love - by fries - United States (New York)

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

#20960004
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44829) - you deserved it (2724)

On 11/16/2013 at 4:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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