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CheeseHater
  • Town/Country : Kungshamn, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 November 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 537
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About CheeseHater : Hi, I'm not a very creative guy, so I couldn't figure out what to type.
Also, I hate people who doesn't know the differences between these words:
Then - Than
You're - Your
Allthough, if you do, I might begin to like you. Hope you didn't enjoy reading.

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CheeseHater's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

#19023656 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (8454) - you deserved it (957)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

#12326152 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (5538) - you deserved it (28068)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Somethingswrongwiththispic (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

#12247405 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (6003) - you deserved it (52521)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

#12236841 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (19705) - you deserved it (8279)

On 08/01/2010 at 12:23am - work - by lifeguard down - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bought my girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy because she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited and happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, and they put the $500 dog to sleep. FML

#12192420 (364)

I agree, your life sucks (27197) - you deserved it (4889)

On 07/29/2010 at 7:13pm - money - by Joseph (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

#12187825 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (4027)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

#12187023 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (23041) - you deserved it (2263)

On 07/29/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by pandaboo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

#12143188 (282)

I agree, your life sucks (27067) - you deserved it (11217)

On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML

#8796433 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (22227) - you deserved it (2114)

On 03/03/2010 at 10:09am - health - by icegirl (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, I learned that when someone says "I know what you did" it's better not to confess right away, because sometimes they could be talking about leaving the computer on all night, and not talking about giving the family dog away and telling everyone it ran away. FML

#6476198 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (3003) - you deserved it (29334)

On 11/27/2009 at 9:13am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (23538) - you deserved it (2805)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (668)

I agree, your life sucks (538216) - you deserved it (47603)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)