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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 684
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Checker : I'm a pretty boring person. I don't comment much but when I do, I like to think I'm funny.

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Checker's favorite FMLs

Today, I learnt the meaning of the phrase "ménage à trois". I had always thought it was synonymous with "fiasco" and have used it several times in essays. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31412) - you deserved it (20943)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31756) - you deserved it (2258)

On 01/04/2015 at 1:52am - work - by boss stabber (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (57234)

On 05/10/2014 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by vivelawank - United Kingdom



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