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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 602
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Checker : I'm a pretty boring person. I occasionally have witty comments, but usually don't... If I irritate you with these dots (...), too bad. Lastly, if you ever see one of my comments end in an exclamation point, I'm being sarcastic.

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Fucked!<b>mcklewhore</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 8:56pm

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Checker's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

#21376186
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28593) - you deserved it (18234)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

#21330417
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30546) - you deserved it (2163)

On 01/04/2015 at 1:52am - work - by boss stabber (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

#21135849
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22944) - you deserved it (53703)

On 05/10/2014 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by vivelawank - United Kingdom



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