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Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by impure / 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm / United States / Health
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 11:42am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 8:06am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymoose / 09/28/2014 at 11:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by jquaw / 09/28/2014 at 1:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/28/2014 at 12:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Katthebamf / 09/28/2014 at 10:25am / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/27/2014 at 7:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/18/2014 at 11:38am / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Money
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
by HappilyNeverAfter / 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by compulsiveliarssaytheylikeme / 09/17/2014 at 9:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by KayEffEh / 09/17/2014 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…