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Charlie_MJ

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 168
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Charlie_MJ : Forever alone

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Charlie_MJ's favorite FMLs

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

by Numbass123 / 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm / United States (Nevada) / Health

Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

by Anonymous / 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous