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Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

By Numbass123 - / Sunday 4 May 2014 17:17 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 February 2014 17:33 / United States - Far Rockaway