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Today, my boyfriend's freshly-repainted car got keyed. He's literally more of an inconsolable wreck now than he was when his own mother passed away last year. When I tried hinting that he was overreacting, he told me to go to hell. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 12:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML


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On 08/26/2013 at 12:45pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML


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On 08/25/2013 at 3:28pm - work - by what the fuck (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML


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On 02/20/2013 at 3:40pm - misc - by Ughh! - France

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