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ChaosAngel17
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2195
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ChaosAngel17 : Bonjour! I'm Alanna. Just a random University student on FML. Feel free to message me.

Je suis une fille française à essayer d'apprendre l'anglais, donc s'il vous plaît pardonnez certaine mauvaise grammaire.

I am a French girl trying to learn English, so please forgive some bad grammar.(Translation)

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Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML

#4379475
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I agree, your life sucks (14970) - you deserved it (69916)

On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to a club with my friends. I told my mom that I was going to come back home at 3:00 a.m. At 3:15 a.m., my mom comes to the club, with 2 cops, wearing pyjamas, shouting my name and telling me to come back home. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49453) - you deserved it (18635)

On 07/19/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by marcelop - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

#3137659
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On 06/23/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7772) - you deserved it (50666)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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