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About ChaosAngel17 : Bonjour! I'm Alanna. Just a random University student on FML. Feel free to message me.
Je suis une fille française à essayer d'apprendre l'anglais, donc s'il vous plaît pardonnez certaine mauvaise grammaire.
I am a French girl trying to learn English, so please forgive some bad grammar.(Translation)
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Friday 17 October 2014