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ChaosAngel17
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2189
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ChaosAngel17 : Bonjour! I'm Alanna. Just a random University student on FML. Feel free to message me.

Je suis une fille française à essayer d'apprendre l'anglais, donc s'il vous plaît pardonnez certaine mauvaise grammaire.

I am a French girl trying to learn English, so please forgive some bad grammar.(Translation)

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Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12258) - you deserved it (59726)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26810) - you deserved it (5215)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28431) - you deserved it (5815)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

#18506828
164 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
294 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
168 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

#18475909
165 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

#18475909
165 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

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113 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

#18443540
97 comments

Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML

#18431842
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7249) - you deserved it (62105)

On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
301 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
161 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
154 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

#18306408
160 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)



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