About ChaosAngel17 : Bonjour! I'm Alanna. Just a random University student on FML. Feel free to message me.
Je suis une fille française à essayer d'apprendre l'anglais, donc s'il vous plaît pardonnez certaine mauvaise grammaire.
I am a French girl trying to learn English, so please forgive some bad grammar.(Translation)
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Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States
Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob’s called. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 7:26am - work - by boobywaitress (woman) - Australia
Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
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Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)
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