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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2456
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ChaosAngel17 : Bonjour! I'm Alanna. Just a random University student on FML. Feel free to message me.

Je suis une fille française à essayer d'apprendre l'anglais, donc s'il vous plaît pardonnez certaine mauvaise grammaire.

I am a French girl trying to learn English, so please forgive some bad grammar.(Translation)

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ChaosAngel17's favorite FMLs

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

#18825531
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28028) - you deserved it (2828)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm - misc - by Lea (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

#18825436
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27781) - you deserved it (8480)

On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

#18824245
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (10286)

On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

#18823923
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14085) - you deserved it (33060)

On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I decided to get my ass in shape and went to the gym. I got motion-sickness on the elliptical. FML

#18778182
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20048) - you deserved it (5112)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by tbw (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41481) - you deserved it (2226)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29033) - you deserved it (2756)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

#18736387
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31479) - you deserved it (3557)

On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24479) - you deserved it (12769)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24479) - you deserved it (12769)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

#18624814
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10130) - you deserved it (44403)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by ;)loganberry(; - United States (Montana)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (4914)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

#18579267
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28546) - you deserved it (7166)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lalala - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12790) - you deserved it (61307)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29471) - you deserved it (5583)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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