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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3067
  • Number of comments : 360
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ChantelRenaeee : Name- Chantel
Age- 13
Grade- 8
Location- Australia
Hobby- Horses and horseback riding

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Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML


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On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (39716) - you deserved it (8056)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40843) - you deserved it (3457)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML


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On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML


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On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML


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On 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm - health - by omgreally91 (woman) - United States

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