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ChantelRenaeee
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 August 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 2269
  • Number of comments : 360
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ChantelRenaeee : Name- Chantel
Age- 13
Grade- 8
Location- Australia
Hobby- Horses and horseback riding

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Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36727) - you deserved it (2617)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29444) - you deserved it (5612)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31041) - you deserved it (2267)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

#17986528
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21973) - you deserved it (7898)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

#17973250
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26005) - you deserved it (6935)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML

#17969819
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7634) - you deserved it (21891)

On 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm - health - by omgreally91 (woman) - United States



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