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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2713
  • Number of comments : 360
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ChantelRenaeee : Name- Chantel
Age- 13
Grade- 8
Location- Australia
Hobby- Horses and horseback riding

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ChantelRenaeee's favorite FMLs

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32898) - you deserved it (4289)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

#18242720
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21798) - you deserved it (3059)

On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (8239)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML

#18070147
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23637) - you deserved it (3867)

On 10/25/2011 at 3:10am - love - by SNBBFF - United States (Florida)

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

#18060415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11590) - you deserved it (40560)

On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, "Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing." FML

#18060058
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35296) - you deserved it (3315)

On 10/24/2011 at 12:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (19906)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML

#18009557
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23171) - you deserved it (4287)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:16pm - love - by pupitre (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML

#18009557
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23171) - you deserved it (4287)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:16pm - love - by pupitre (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44813) - you deserved it (3659)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44813) - you deserved it (3659)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44813) - you deserved it (3659)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

#18003524
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35741) - you deserved it (2346)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by minder97 - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family's named me "the hobbit". FML

#17991756
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22153) - you deserved it (3716)

On 10/15/2011 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27149) - you deserved it (4628)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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