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Cewkieez

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Cewkieez
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 November 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1155
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cewkieez : I'm pretty awkward. Gta v is life.


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Visits<b>MREDC</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 5:27am<b>cmchappy</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 9:55am<b>razoray9</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:37pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 6:52pm<b>Foster678</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 12:51pm<b>Nordrag</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 11:54pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 8:50pm<b>Xathanos</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 5:42am<b>TheImaginarySong</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 10:26pm<b>Dindersnorf</b> - the 11/12/2013 at 5:40pm<b>cutiepie292929</b> - the 10/12/2013 at 11:28am<b>C3S4R_V4R3L4</b> - the 10/09/2013 at 10:50pm<b>dinosxxrawr</b> - the 08/21/2013 at 2:49am<b>Sacytrl</b> - the 08/08/2013 at 12:18pm<b>thatdangmexican</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 5:31pm<b>Yourecho</b> - the 07/11/2013 at 12:15pm<b>tkgamer202</b> - the 07/08/2013 at 9:44am<b>LokaS</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 2:32pm

Fucked!<b>razoray9</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 2:37am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:22am<b>Nordrag</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:54am

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Cewkieez's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

by authorx / 06/27/2013 at 12:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 12:56am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML

by o_O / 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh / 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML

by whoriblemomindeed / 06/20/2013 at 12:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML

by Anonymous / 06/19/2013 at 8:13pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

by grossesfesses / 05/15/2013 at 2:58am / France (Picardie) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2012 at 8:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

by NoMoney4Me / 09/24/2012 at 6:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML

by yarhyun1 / 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm / United States / Love

Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML

by cl3v3l4nd5t34m3r / 06/04/2012 at 4:34pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

by CantPublish / 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2012 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy