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by Just me / 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
by Username / 08/21/2011 at 5:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
by me / 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Tim / 08/03/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Love
by loser4life / 07/30/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML
by Champion the wonder horse / 07/28/2011 at 4:15am / United States / Work
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by anon / 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
by John / 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by knolan / 07/20/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Intimacy
by CaoiiBieber / 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm / Ireland / Health
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by imobesejk / 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…