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Cenobyte's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2012 at 8:51am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
by titillating / 03/12/2012 at 12:28am / United States (California) / Transportation
by salt. / 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
by Tiana / 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
by GothicbunnyxC / 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 11:45am / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Love
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by shellie / 01/13/2012 at 2:48am / Reserved / Health
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…