Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Cenobyte

Search for a member

Cenobyte

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4855
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Cenobyte's page activity

Visits<b>TEZZ</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 5:32pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 7:26pm<b>richardcard82</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 5:37am<b>FrenchieJoking</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 12:38am<b>sherbear78</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 4:04pm<b>db32</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 11:04am<b>papashaan</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 7:50am<b>LiiaaBee</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 12:21pm<b>adragonhunter</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 8:55pm<b>micahthebeast10</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 7:43pm<b>xoxocochrach96</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 9:55am<b>ThatSlappinBass</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 7:52am<b>its_nick_bros</b> - the 02/05/2014 at 2:47pm<b>terryaly</b> - the 02/01/2014 at 6:02pm<b>angelicdevil</b> - the 01/31/2014 at 3:28am<b>s1s1</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 1:10pm<b>whatsupitsbrian</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 12:47am<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 12/16/2013 at 2:44am

Cenobyte's FML badges

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of Cenobyte's badges

Cenobyte's favorite FMLs

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

#18812557
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33074) - you deserved it (3755)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31707) - you deserved it (6851)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

#18792975
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22481) - you deserved it (3688)

On 01/13/2012 at 2:48am - health - by shellie - Reserved

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52450) - you deserved it (4470)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (4933) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43943) - you deserved it (4160)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31751) - you deserved it (27431)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31751) - you deserved it (27431)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17104) - you deserved it (50289)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

#18546937
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13747) - you deserved it (26470)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm - misc - by Musicfreak (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

#18508459
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13263) - you deserved it (29280)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

#18501899
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26228) - you deserved it (2019)

On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML

#18417580
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33866) - you deserved it (2961)

On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9750) - you deserved it (60002)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

#18343392
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31719) - you deserved it (3986)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Jessie - United States



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: