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CaysonJon
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 140
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CaysonJon : My name's Cayson(:
I'm 19.
I'm nothin but a baked potato.
I'm obsessed with skateboarding, video games, and chai tea.

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Today, someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work out where they are. FML

#20919926
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33930) - you deserved it (2392)

On 10/14/2013 at 9:10am - misc - by STOPTHENOISE (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

#20176010
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16859) - you deserved it (41818)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18554) - you deserved it (1832)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30580) - you deserved it (2441)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38588) - you deserved it (8374)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38588) - you deserved it (8374)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

#8830762
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26079) - you deserved it (1999)

On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13974) - you deserved it (4558)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Isabell (woman) - Australia



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