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Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML


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On 11/23/2012 at 10:10am - animals - by Jeanna S. - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML


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On 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm - animals - by creedonfied - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML


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On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

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