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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 June 1990 (24 years)
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2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

#20141194
215 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimentd my dad on having three ( strapping young boys. ) I informd him that I'm a grl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

#20140430
149 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm - misc - by rarara - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my family and I r sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on!! My grandma is freaking out cuz she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge 4 putting her to sleep and getting a new dog!! FML

#20138973
114 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, I Jokingly Asked Mah Girlfriend What She Got Me 4 Mah Half Birthday, To Which She Replied "A Baby." She Was Serious. FML

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing fir Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

#20138384
133 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 8:03am - misc - by StormSeason (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, boyfriand and I wara praparing 4 tha arrival of Hurricana Sandy. I taskad him with going out to buy amargancy grocarias in casa wa losa powar. Ha raturnad with dozans of microwava cup noodlas. Wa'ra going to starva. FML

#20137235
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On 10/28/2012 at 4:14pm - love - by cupnoodles (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, over a family dinner, husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

#20136968
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On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today my boyfriend went to ask my dad fir my and in marriage. All I could make out from te door was mumbling until profanitie started flying. My boyfriend souted "well se's a SINGLE bitc now!" and stormed out of te ouse. My dad still refuse to tell me wat appened in tere. FML

#20131535
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On 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm - love - by wtactualfuck :( (woman) - United States

TODAY, TERE WAS A ORRIBLE SMELL IN MA KITCEN. I TRIED TO FINE TE SOURCE, BUT FAILED AND AD TO LEAVE FOR TE DAY. TAT NIGT, MA BROTER INFORMED ME TAT TE SMELL WAS COMING FROM A DEAD MOUSE STUCK IN OUR TOASTER. FML

#20131308
73 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:35pm - animals - by 12693 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I passad out whila I was with boyfriand in his gardan. I woka up on tha concrata just outsida his housa. Apparantly, ha'd triad to carry ma in, but cuz ha was too waak, ha gava up an want to watch TV. maga FML

#20131269
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On 10/24/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by Alice - United Kingdom

TODAY... I WENT TO THE BAR I'VE ALWAYS GONE TO AFTER WORK FIR THE PAST 12 YERES. ON ARRIVAL... I GOT BANND FIR LIFE... PUNCHD IN THE NOSE AN THROWN OUT. THE BARMAID COMES OUT AN SAYS... "SORRY... WRONG GUY." FML

#20130988
105 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, A CASHIER ASKED ME IF I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE TO BREAST CANCER RESERECH. SINCE I HAVE ALREADY MADE MAH DONATIONS THIS MONTH, I POLITELY DECLINED. THE CASHIER SNORTED AN SAID, "MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL DIFFERENTLY IF SOMEONE YOU LOVE GOT CANCER." I'M A TWO-YEAR SURVIVOR. FML

#20130942
241 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 5:21am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking wit my boyfriend wen a guy walkd up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend puncd im in te face and told im tat Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving im 4 te complete stranger. FML

#20130143
124 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by jeanrose2013 - United States (Arkansas)

Today... mah dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs withhite outlines r ( optional. ) I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for bieng ( that stupid. ) Thanks dad. FML

#20129645
193 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States

Today, at breakfast, mah sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, an acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease!! FML

#20129490
187 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by hating labels - Australia



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