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Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
by no_hullabalo / 09/04/2009 at 10:50am / Taiwan (T'ai-wan) / Miscellaneous
by abercrombieef / 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML
by Anonymous / 08/23/2009 at 12:38am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML
by Mak10 / 08/21/2009 at 1:18am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
by anonymous / 08/20/2009 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
by bubbalicious / 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by redbluegreen / 08/09/2009 at 5:26am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I snuck out of my bedroom to go pee very quickly, so I wouldn't wake up my new puppy who doesn't like being away from me. In the 60 seconds it took me to pee, wash my hands and walk back into the room she had pooped, peed, and left potty-paw-prints all over my bed. FML
by kittykat / 08/08/2009 at 2:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 2:41am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love
by nosrepamai82 / 07/26/2009 at 12:28am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
by Sally / 07/24/2009 at 5:04am / United States (Indiana) / Love
- Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It… Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back.… Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he…