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by Anonymous / 04/02/2013 at 5:22am / United States (New York) / Kids
by jll14 / 03/31/2013 at 6:27pm / Malaysia (Sabah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
by InfamousLastWord / 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by whykarma / 03/26/2013 at 5:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by Hurrikhan / 03/23/2013 at 7:43am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals
Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML
by SmallAngel / 03/21/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by soontobesingle / 03/19/2013 at 7:30am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by amberrenee91 / 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
by anonymous / 03/18/2013 at 5:17am / United States (California) / Animals
by Susan / 03/18/2013 at 4:59am / Ireland / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/16/2013 at 11:51am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML
by forever single, I guess / 03/15/2013 at 6:43pm / United States / Love
Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2013 at 2:02am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by itsnotyouitsher / 03/09/2013 at 1:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by DM / 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went… Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that… Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one…