About CathyCraaazy : Heya, I'm Cathrine :)
Not much to know ..
I live in Scotland, so therefore I am able to outdrink any of you :)
I'm a hardcore LOTR and Star Wars fan.
I adore Irish accents.
And I don't take life seriously
Let the craziness commence!
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Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)
Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by Alohaporno (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36078) - you deserved it (6509)
On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Proprepourtant - France
Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 4:39am - love - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
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Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
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On 11/22/2009 at 10:45pm - misc - by drunkennight (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
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On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML
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On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by danielle (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by Cindy (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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