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About CatchMe25 : Welcome to my wonderland!
~~I love to read, draw, paint, sing, create, and write. I can't continue reading books that have grammatical mistakes. So occasionally the FML world makes me grimace.
Overly tired of mean, self-important, condescending people...I think it's the beginning signs of the zombie apocalypse.
Play nice because in the end it's just not that serious!
Anyways...have a fabulous day!! ~~
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Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML
Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML
Friday 26 September 2014