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CatchMe25

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 March 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 655
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CatchMe25 : Welcome to my wonderland!

~~I love to read, draw, paint, sing, create, and write. I can't continue reading books that have grammatical mistakes. So occasionally the FML world makes me grimace.

Overly tired of mean, self-important, condescending people...I think it's the beginning signs of the zombie apocalypse.

Play nice because in the end it's just not that serious!

Anyways...have a fabulous day!! ~~

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Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

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On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44335) - you deserved it (3458)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33341) - you deserved it (5372)

On 03/14/2014 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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