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by mydadsgonnakillme / 02/08/2013 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Iguana / 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML
by rainbows? more like shitstorms / 08/16/2012 at 8:22pm / United States / Health
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
by Samantha / 08/16/2012 at 6:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by llaurenmariee / 08/04/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML
by mynameiscrazy / 07/07/2012 at 9:42pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by fail / 06/15/2012 at 11:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
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