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Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
by With_Love929 / 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by le_evan / 10/29/2012 at 4:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
by mistickfae / 10/29/2012 at 2:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by JiggaJayZ / 10/29/2012 at 2:10pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 10/29/2012 at 1:59pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by StormSeason / 10/29/2012 at 8:03am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/29/2012 at 6:32am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by thatonegirl.SBS. / 09/29/2012 at 1:38am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
by GEE, THANKS DAD / 09/28/2012 at 6:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids
by annoyed / 09/27/2012 at 8:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by MB101 / 09/27/2012 at 8:19pm / United States / Love
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2012 at 7:09pm / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…