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by all5fingers / 09/08/2011 at 1:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Sammylad / 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm / United Kingdom (London) / Work
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
by Shamed / 09/06/2011 at 4:06am / United Kingdom / Work
by foreseeingabreakup / 09/06/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
by May / 09/04/2011 at 12:08am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by SterlingSilver91 / 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by rochellamaya / 09/02/2011 at 8:47am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by woodre / 09/02/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Money
by anti88 / 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
by girlsx2mom / 08/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML
by mystupidson / 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 2:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- Today, I decided to wear a tank top, but I wasn't sure if I would be dress-coded, so I decided to… Today, I've finally begun to realize that my boyfriend calls his cat more relationship pet-names in… Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out and my boyfriend told me not to worry about getting any soft…