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Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
by ugly? / 09/20/2011 at 4:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Colorado) / Money
by Zx6r / 09/14/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Money
by stillkindahorny / 09/13/2011 at 1:51am / United States / Intimacy
by aru9 / 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by silent one / 09/12/2011 at 1:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by MTJY / 09/12/2011 at 12:53am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML
by fashionista1787 / 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Kids
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
by Extended_desktop / 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm / Poland / Intimacy
Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
by CaseyFpC85 / 09/11/2011 at 11:13am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by AnDroidZ_BabY / 09/11/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/11/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Colorado) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…