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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 1:36am - kids - by mcase - United States (California)
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
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On 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to a corner store to re-stock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
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On 07/30/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by fmlgrl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML
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On 07/30/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by skyplaysguitar - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML
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Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I had an hour long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 3:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I finally turned 21 so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I decided to order a drink. She replied with, "No problem, kiddo." FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:28am - misc - by DerrickUhl - United States (California)
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 11:31pm - misc - by ducklover1 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by raraisbang - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was once again passed over for a promotion. I'm now the assistant to a kid who has failed to meet almost every single responsibility he's been given before. It's my job to make sure he's successful, and if he isn't, I'll lose my job. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 3:49pm - misc - by wenchfucker (man) - France (Lorraine)
Monday 20 May 2013
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