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by noway / 01/03/2014 at 6:03am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Kids
by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 12:14am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Vincent / 01/02/2014 at 12:04am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Snufflopagus / 01/01/2014 at 8:26am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Lonesome / 01/01/2014 at 1:41am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by claubea11 / 01/01/2014 at 12:17am / Puerto Rico / Miscellaneous
by awkword / 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/31/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2013 at 7:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by unwantedforlife / 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and… Today, I had to go pee at a train station. I noticed that you could pay the €0,70 maintenance fee…