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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 January 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 43035
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Carribu : I'm Carrie. Call me a bitch? You wouldn't be a the first. I'm not mean. I'm honest. I can be nice, but you need to not be a douche.

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Carribu's favorite FMLs

Today, when I opened the door to my room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gasped and my heart started racing. I apprehensively turned on the lights, and I realized that it was the semi-deflated Spongebob balloon that has been in my room for weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8765) - you deserved it (31136)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Scared - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML


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On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 5:10pm - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 12:43am - love - by frenchgirlll (woman) - United States (California)

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