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Carly_Michelle
  • Town/Country : Caboolture, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2131
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Carly_Michelle : I could eat Kindersuprises all day, everyday.
I am living for November 17th and 29th!
I couldn't go one hour without talking to my bestfriend.
I always cry when I watch P.S. I love you and Big Fish.
Tim Burton's birthday should be a public holiday.
If YOUTUBE was a religion, I would live by it.
I swear, I make racist jokes, I don't care about feelings and I fail at everything.
I am always reading a book.
"Oh Cool!" and "Holy Shit" are basically all that comes out of my mouth.
I want to live in a house made entirely out of bobbypins, bottle caps, shoelaces and plastic spoons.
That would be fun!
I don't care that you took the time to read this,
You can do what you want.

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Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29790) - you deserved it (1907)

On 06/21/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Carly_Michelle - Australia (Queensland)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML

#3086245
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29790) - you deserved it (1907)

On 06/21/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Carly_Michelle - Australia (Queensland)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.



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