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Carly_Michelle

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About Carly_Michelle : I could eat Kindersuprises all day, everyday.
I am living for November 17th and 29th!
I couldn't go one hour without talking to my bestfriend.
I always cry when I watch P.S. I love you and Big Fish.
Tim Burton's birthday should be a public holiday.
If YOUTUBE was a religion, I would live by it.
I swear, I make racist jokes, I don't care about feelings and I fail at everything.
I am always reading a book.
"Oh Cool!" and "Holy Shit" are basically all that comes out of my mouth.
I want to live in a house made entirely out of bobbypins, bottle caps, shoelaces and plastic spoons.
That would be fun!
I don't care that you took the time to read this,
You can do what you want.

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