Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Carly_Michelle

Search for a member

Carly_Michelle

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2611
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Carly_Michelle : I could eat Kindersuprises all day, everyday.
I am living for November 17th and 29th!
I couldn't go one hour without talking to my bestfriend.
I always cry when I watch P.S. I love you and Big Fish.
Tim Burton's birthday should be a public holiday.
If YOUTUBE was a religion, I would live by it.
I swear, I make racist jokes, I don't care about feelings and I fail at everything.
I am always reading a book.
"Oh Cool!" and "Holy Shit" are basically all that comes out of my mouth.
I want to live in a house made entirely out of bobbypins, bottle caps, shoelaces and plastic spoons.
That would be fun!
I don't care that you took the time to read this,
You can do what you want.

Carly_Michelle's page activity

Visits<b>Flippier999</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:48am<b>rainbowsandshit1</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 11:37pm<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Allnightampm</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 1:54pm<b>UnknownTracker</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 12:25am<b>boricualuv</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 10:50pm<b>arich6210</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:26pm<b>moneymuffen</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 5:36pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 9:23am<b>Vayu</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 4:41pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 12:07am<b>soak_25</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 10:07pm<b>abv96</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 1:11pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 9:40pm<b>edvin</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 12:13am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 5:34pm<b>starsierra</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 4:24pm<b>AustinDenton</b> - the 05/27/2014 at 11:09am

Carly_Michelle's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Carly_Michelle's favorite FMLs

Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML

Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: