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Today, a customer wanted a military discount for buying two 39 cent Slim Jims. I work at an auto parts store. FML

#20854690
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I agree, your life sucks (34588) - you deserved it (3279)

On 08/26/2013 at 1:51am - work - by luvmypony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23209) - you deserved it (4264)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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