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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 August 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2930
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Carla_E : I have an interesting life, in which I would like to share all of its shortcomings...on a daily basis :)

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Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45063) - you deserved it (4828)

On 06/24/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by fml7458364838 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42115) - you deserved it (4143)

On 06/17/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by rileym797 - United States (Florida)



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