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Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10943) - you deserved it (39317)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11402) - you deserved it (36662)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23532) - you deserved it (4472)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

#17981114
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18334) - you deserved it (2322)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:22am - love - by Jessy - United Kingdom (London)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55466) - you deserved it (4261)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8518) - you deserved it (61249)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

#15068596
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26459) - you deserved it (2479)

On 02/21/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by peedonme (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, at work, my boss and I went upstairs to storage. We got in the elevator, I pressed the 2nd floor button, and it didn't move so I repeatedly pressed the button. It wasn't until the 5th press that I realized we were already on the 2nd floor. She thought I was an idiot. FML

#13452838
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6827) - you deserved it (24004)

On 10/14/2010 at 11:03pm - work - by edodge (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24395) - you deserved it (6762)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)



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