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CaptainMcNugget
  • Town/Country : Boston, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1636
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CaptainMcNugget : If I had a sandwich in one hand while playing the guitar with the other two, I would both be perfectly happy and confused as to why I have 3 hands.

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Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3597) - you deserved it (31300)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19516) - you deserved it (1703)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27196) - you deserved it (8626)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

#1555
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18311) - you deserved it (2457)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by SSH - United States (Florida)



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