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CaptainFoxbutt

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CaptainFoxbutt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1887
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CaptainFoxbutt : First of all, the username is a joke between me and my irl friend.

Anyway, hello person who is currently reading this. You many have decided to look at my profile because of the peculiar username, because you're a stalker, because you are bored, because you are genuinely interested in who I am, or because of some other reason that I have failed to bring up.

I am a pretty chill person in general, I swim and play Pokemon, CoD (overrated as procreation, by the way), Zelda (one of the three greatest series ever), Mario, to name a few.

Music is awesome, except for that music genre that's been popular for the past 6 years. That genre is shit.

I play piano and clarinet, and I'm learning guitar and an assortment of percussion instruments.

If you indeed message me, I will indeed consider replying. Being social for the win.

Oh, and I'm 15. That information might be important to some people.

CaptainFoxbutt's page activity

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CaptainFoxbutt's favorite FMLs

Today, a new session startd for mah swimming squad . I walkd down to the pool, trippd over a stray equipment bag, and belly-floppd into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothd . I'm the coach . real FML

#21225439
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40341) - you deserved it (4661)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs" . Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52325) - you deserved it (16897)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

my ex-grlfriend proposd to me, at wedding. mega FML

#21158075
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54133) - you deserved it (7390)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Taday some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account,hich caused her to have a seriou panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML

#21149491
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42772) - you deserved it (3134)

On 05/23/2014 at 6:44pm - misc - by nikaea (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, ma 5-year-old son woke up early an ran into ma bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, e did tis by jumping onto ma bed, slamming is knee into ma balls in te process. I ad to explain ma tears of agony away by claiming I was just so appy to see im. big fat FML

#21149341
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41971) - you deserved it (4289)

On 05/23/2014 at 3:32pm - kids - by todaddy (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, I HAD TO INFORM A PATIANT THAT SHA HAS AN STD. SHA RAACTD BY KICKING MA IN THA NUTS. FML

#21140637
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49921) - you deserved it (4464)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:08pm - health - by bruised_scrotum - South Africa (Gauteng)

today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60116) - you deserved it (5140)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

yastarday a customar askd ma looool how long our 6-inch sandwich was!! FML

#21136526
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42836) - you deserved it (4604)

On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Yesterday, I decided to confront mah friend who has been stealing from me fir months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of mah pants. FML

#20959350
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44119) - you deserved it (3977)

On 11/16/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by CODgirl102 - United States (Florida)

Today, wile working at Cipotle, a teenage grl askd in all seriousness if se "could ave a steak burrito, but wit like, cicken instead?" FML

#20951236
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (3613)

On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Taday mah mothar cummad ovar to visit, and mah kids startad axcitadly talling har Christmas is coming soon. Sha fraakad out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and talling tham that Santa is going to hall along with avaryona who calabratas it. My childran r now traumatizad. FML

#20933801
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41324) - you deserved it (3242)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Jane M (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Taday I took my grlfriend to looool meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and endd up crying to my mum about how I can't please her cuz I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

#20933730
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53388) - you deserved it (9127)

On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

Today, as a science teacer, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of ma students asked me if it was "potosopped." He was being serious. FML

#20930096
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42370) - you deserved it (2827)

On 10/22/2013 at 10:24am - kids - by jdawn99 - United States (Kansas)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43689) - you deserved it (4778)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Yesterday I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide and apparently some people fine it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

#20924969
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46691) - you deserved it (2778)

On 10/18/2013 at 8:40am - work - by Quasimodo (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)



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