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CaptTeemo
  • Town/Country : Salt Lake City, Utah
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 337
  • Number of comments : 161
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CaptTeemo : Yes I play LoL, just casually though. If you want to play with me my name is Sweet N Nasty and I'll play with you when I'm on.

Being from Utah, I am LDS (commonly known as Mormon) and proud of it.

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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28577) - you deserved it (94479)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, and said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML

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On 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31309) - you deserved it (2939) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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