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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1051
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Cappiej : Hello to you! =]

Thanks for stalking, I somehow appreciate it.
For who wonders: My picture was taken in Ajaccio, Corsica. No, I don't live there.
I have sympathy for everybody as long as they don't hate me too much, even I have my limits. I like glider planing and you. I like most music, favourite bands are Queen and The Beatles.

Feel free to message me.

Have a great day =)

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Cappiej's favorite FMLs

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25879) - you deserved it (4668)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30778) - you deserved it (4916)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33257) - you deserved it (57408)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13319) - you deserved it (59583)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56762) - you deserved it (9095)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36366) - you deserved it (103506)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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