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Cappiej
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 459
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Cappiej : Hello to you! =]

Thanks for stalking, I somehow appreciate it.
For who wonders: My picture was taken in Ajaccio, Corsica. No, I don't live there.
I have sympathy for everybody as long as they don't hate me too much, even I have my limits. I like glider planing and you. I like most music, favourite bands are Queen and The Beatles.

Feel free to message me.

Have a great day =)

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Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Cappiej's favorite FMLs

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

#19700381
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19783) - you deserved it (3900)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

#18815137
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23260) - you deserved it (4190)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28886) - you deserved it (51997)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10379) - you deserved it (50674)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45794) - you deserved it (6807)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

#280211
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32013) - you deserved it (93927)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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