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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1310
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Cappiej : Hello to you! =]

Thanks for stalking, I somehow appreciate it.
For who wonders: My picture was taken in Ajaccio, Corsica. No, I don't live there.
I have sympathy for everybody as long as they don't hate me too much, even I have my limits. I like glider planing and you. I like most music, favourite bands are Queen and The Beatles.

Feel free to message me.

Have a great day =)

Cappiej's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 4:17am

Cappiej's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Cappiej's favorite FMLs

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

by blocked / 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

by Ange / 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

by asnolt / 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

by lolzor / 03/12/2009 at 8:07am / Australia (Queensland) / Health