About Cappiej : Hello to you! =]
Thanks for stalking, I somehow appreciate it.
For who wonders: My picture was taken in Ajaccio, Corsica. No, I don't live there.
I have sympathy for everybody as long as they don't hate me too much, even I have my limits. I like glider planing and you. I like most music, favourite bands are Queen and The Beatles.
Feel free to message me.
Have a great day =)
About Cappiej : Hello to you! =]
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Cappiej's favorite FMLs
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
by Drewbie / 01/13/2013 at 3:53am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word "cunt", which prompted her to ask what that word meant in a loud "whisper". She followed up even more loudly with, "Does that mean pussy?" FML
by troll of a gran / 01/08/2013 at 12:10pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's leg sexually to creep him out. I woke up and I realized that I was running my hand up and down the leg of the old man sitting next to me. FML
by joyness / 12/20/2012 at 9:49am / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Transportation
by Ape / 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
by mikeissad / 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by ryanharp2 / 07/27/2012 at 1:05am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by LOTRfail / 07/26/2012 at 10:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by memphis201 / 07/26/2012 at 1:20pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
by Infiltrator4444 / 07/25/2012 at 9:11pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
by justlittleoldme / 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Itstrickyyxx / 07/25/2012 at 2:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/25/2012 at 6:54am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/03/2012 at 1:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…