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Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43965) - you deserved it (12755)

On 06/10/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20952) - you deserved it (11353)

On 01/04/2013 at 5:13am - health - by idiot - Sweden



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