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CandidateForWax
  • Town/Country : Manchester, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 October 1989 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 54
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Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40593) - you deserved it (13621)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14111) - you deserved it (3961)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)



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