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CammieMac's favorite FMLs
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, I turned 25. I'm single, still living at home and doing an unpaid internship in an industry I have no interest in, because it was the only accepted application after 6 months of unemployment. The daily 45-minute drive means I'm losing money every week for being "employed" with a PhD. FML
by experience_to_get_experience / 09/21/2015 at 3:09pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2015 at 9:00am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
by LukesSkyWalker / 06/22/2015 at 4:35pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/30/2015 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by DaoOfPow / 05/23/2015 at 3:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
by sparkyjaf / 05/14/2015 at 8:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Badatlife / 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML
by great 1st impression / 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous
by Baby eater / 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2014 at 4:07pm / Switzerland / Money
by Good choice cat / 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm / United States (California) / Animals