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by not impressed / 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by shh / 10/09/2015 at 3:06am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
by Utterly_Confused / 10/07/2015 at 6:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute after I got into the front seat of an elderly man's car. The man was my grandfather, and he was taking me to a doctor's appointment, since I wasn't going to be allowed to drive home after it. FML
by Catlover234 / 10/02/2015 at 3:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Nick Pat / 09/30/2015 at 9:13am / Miscellaneous
by Spinster / 09/30/2015 at 1:26am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, I turned 25. I'm single, still living at home and doing an unpaid internship in an industry I have no interest in, because it was the only accepted application after 6 months of unemployment. The daily 45-minute drive means I'm losing money every week for being "employed" with a PhD. FML
by experience_to_get_experience / 09/21/2015 at 3:09pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2015 at 9:00am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
by LukesSkyWalker / 06/22/2015 at 4:35pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/30/2015 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by DaoOfPow / 05/23/2015 at 3:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
by sparkyjaf / 05/14/2015 at 8:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Badatlife / 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work