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Today, like any other day I moan after I sneeze. The only issue is that today my husband was on the phone with his grandmother, and had to explain to her, while trying not to laugh, that he wasn't having sex with me while on the phone. FML
by DeadLily / 05/07/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Money
Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no-one. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love
by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Coccinelle / 02/05/2016 at 11:36am / France / Work
by AV / 01/30/2016 at 5:30am / Bulgaria (Plovdiv) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
by ThankYou! / 12/22/2015 at 12:50am / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by AlwaysTired / 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by not impressed / 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by shh / 10/09/2015 at 3:06am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
by Utterly_Confused / 10/07/2015 at 6:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute after I got into the front seat of an elderly man's car. The man was my grandfather, and he was taking me to a doctor's appointment, since I wasn't going to be allowed to drive home after it. FML
by Catlover234 / 10/02/2015 at 3:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…